Hey friends, my name is Miki 赖美希(Miki is pronounced Miki like Mickey Mouse .). I can speak and write 3 languages, Chinese, Japanese and English. I love to perform, act, dance, sing, play, read, and do many other things. I am in 6th grade. I’ve done commercials, musicals, theathre, gymnastics, ballet, chinese reading contests, piano, pipa (Chinese lute), liuquin (mini Chinese lute), Master of Ceremony, radio, tv, annoucements for the Go Green Club at school, newspaper cover, DVD’s, helping Great Auntie Chinese School (We had an TV interview and a newspaper article printed) and many others. Last but not least, I am a member of the Go Green Club at my school. Global Warming is getting more and more serious, and the earth is dying little by little. If everybody did a little bit to help the earth just by using reusable bottles and reusable bags, we would make a huge impact on the earth. Most people think that just 1 person could not make a difference, but the truth is that every person counts, and can make a difference. If you want to know more about me, you can go to http://blog.worldjournal.com/Miki Also, I will be making Talk 2 Miki 2, because this blog is too long. Hope you come and see Talk 2 Miki 2! 12.23.08Hi friends! I’m really glad to see that more kids are joining the WJ blog. I’ve looked at you’re blogs and all you have cool, interesting talents. Welcome to world journal blog you guys! Here is your joke of the day *As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After awhile he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” button, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the stoop. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself Whap! against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, taps his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A guy opens it and starts yelling the dog. The butcher runs up screams at the guy: “What are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius?!??!?! It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his key!” LOL~~Miki~12.22.08Hi guys!I met some of the WJ blog friends at an adult’s karaoke contest yesterday! I’m glad to meet you. At the karaoke contest everyone was so good at singing, with special skills. I’m sure they all practiced for a long time. I had a great time hosting the kid’s singing part and singing a song.Also, a few days ago, my friend and I had a birthday celebration. We went to a Hawaiian resturant in San Francisco, it was really cool. I had a great time with my friend.Here is your joke of the day…It was Christmas and the judge was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked. “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant. “That’s no offense,” replied the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?” “Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner. LOL~Miki~Hey guys! wazup?I had a performance today. I will be posting pictures soon~Here is your joke of the day~A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, so early in the morning he drove over to Kenny’s. Farmer: “Sorry son, I have some bad news, the donkey died.” Kenny: “Well then, just give me my money back.” Farmer: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Kenny: “OK then, just unload the donkey.” Farmer: “What are you gonna do with him?” Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.” Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” A month later the farmer met up with Kenny. Farmer: “What happened with that dead donkey?” Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00.” Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?” Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.” Kenneth Lay grew up and eventually became founder, chairman and CEO of Enron Corporation! ~LOL~Hope you had a goood laugh :)~Miki~12.20.08Hai peoples! Hope you had a great day. I posted a new youtube video on mulan so you can CHECK IT OUT!here is your JOKE OF DA DAY!!!Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said to his friend, “Let’s go over to that bar and get something to drink.” The guy with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.” The one with the Doberman said, “Just follow my lead.” They walked over to the bar and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. The store person at the door said, “Sorry, dude, no pets allowed.” The man with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.” The store said, “A Doberman?” The man said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.” The store person said, “OK then, come on in.” The buddy with the Chihuahua figured he’d try it too so he put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk into the bar. He knew his story would be a bit more unbelievable. Once again the store person said, “Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.” The man with the Chihuahua said, “You don’t understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog.” The store person said, “A Chihuahua?” The man with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua?!? A Chihuahua?!? They gave me a Chihuahua??!!! 12.16.08Hey peoples! Watsup? I went on a field trip today! I saw lots of real mummies~I will be updating more youtube videos ^o^Here is your joke of the day…..Imagine you are surrounded by a bunch of sharks. All you have is a fishing hook. How do you survive?Leave a comment if you think you know! o.-!Miki*!12.15.08TO:Jake5 Hey Jake! LOl~Thank You! You’re a good friend^.^Here is your joke of the day:How do you communicate with a fish?If you think you know, type a comment and i’ll tell you if you are right!~Miki~ 12.14.08Happy Sunday! Recentlly I’ve been working on updating youtube videos!Here is your joke of the day:Little Jonnys Mother had 4 children. The first one is called March, the second is called April, the third one is called May. What is the 4th one called?Leave a comment if you think you know!~LOL~MIKI 12.13.08Hey guys!Happy Saturday! Hope you are enjoying all the blogs!Reading other people’s blogs are really interesting. I can learn ALOT!I like world journal blogs. .^Here is your joke of the day…..One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do dishes. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” !^MIKI!12.12.08Hey guys!Here is your joke of the DAY!Mother’s DayTwo children told thei: mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen. But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to see what was happening. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs. “As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.” MIKI^12.11.08Hai pplz!I’ve updated my information! Check it out ^o^P.S I got my youtube videos posted!(It’s MULAN)Hope you enjoy it!Here is your joke of the day~Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the girl was up to he asks, “What are you doing there Nancy?” “My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I just buried him.” The neighbour was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your big cat!” 12.10.08Hai Pplz! I’ve updated all my blogs so be sure to check it out!Here is YOUR joke of the day~ JOKE OF THE DAYAfter Jen brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. “What are your plans?” he asked Joseph. “I’m a scholar of the Torah,” Joseph replied. “Well, that’s admirable,” Jen’s father replied. “But what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter?” “I will study, and God will surely provide for us,” Joseph explained. “And how will you buy her a nice engagement ring?” “I will study hard, and God will provide for us.” “What about children?” asked the father. “How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir, God will provide,” replied the fiancé. The conversation continued in much the same fashion. After Joseph and Jen had left, her mother asked her father what he found out. The father answered, “Well, he’s got no job and no plans, but the good news is that he thinks I’m God.” LOL HAHA!HAVE A GREAT DAY ^O^12.9.08Hey guys! Sorry to say, but somebody hacked into my radio show website =(!It was not there before December. First they said it was a disguised commercial, and the other one has other music posted on it. If you did it PLEASE take it off…. P.S you spelled disguised wrong>.<; Here is your joke of the day!One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new daughter.Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn’t stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor.After the doctor listened to everything the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby’s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he opened the diaper, he found was really full.“Here’s the problem,” the doctor explained. “He just needs to be changed.”The perplexed father remarked, “But the diaper package specifically says it’s good for up to 10 pounds!”LOL~ LAWLZ~TTYL~MIKI RAI12.8.08Hewo people! 8th day writing on my blog!!!!!This competition is great! During Saturday and Sunday I posted my blog on the comments, but now I moved it back onto the blog ^. Every day more and more cool people come and add their own blogs. They are all really good. I think everyone deserves an award.At school today, we played scrugby in P.E. Even though our team lost, It was still really fun :)I will be looking forward to writing to you guys every single day O Now, you can sit back… relax… and enjoy some laughing!LADIES AND GENTLEMEN….JOKE OF Da DAY!!!!!A pregnant Lady is involved in a car accident andfalls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakesup she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks thedoctor about her baby.The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named them.”The woman thinks to herself, “Oh No, not my Uncle… he’s ..er.. uh =.= yeah….” Then she asks the doctor,” Well, what’s the girl’s name?""Denise.""Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?""Denephew."~LOL~ LAUGH OUT LOUD~´`·.(·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·).·´`· «·´¨*·.¸¸.Miki Rai .¸¸.·*¨`·» ·´`·.(¸.·´ ·.¸)`·..·´`· (\/)….(\/) (=‘.’=) (0.0) (‘’)-(’‘) ’(_)’ `.¸.´ ¸.•´¸.•¨) ¸.•*¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Miki Rai 12.7.08 1 week writing on my blog :D It’s a day to rememberToday I went to go play volleyball and basketball with my friens. It was really fun!I hope you guys are enjoying the jokes.Talking about jokes……HERE IS YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY!Music lover One day, little Annie went up to her dad and said, “Dad, I want to play our piano but I can’t open the lid.” “Of course you can’t,” said her dad, “the keys are inside.” 12.6.08Hai pplz!Today is a GREAT day! I’m going to a birthday party soon^.^ So HERE is your JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!! Enjoy Wise Old Man A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trashcan they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally the wise old man decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young percussionists as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, “You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I’ll give you each a dollar if you’ll promise to come around every day and do your thing.” The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. “This recession’s really putting a big dent in my income,” he told them. “From now on, I’ll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.” The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, the wily retiree approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. “Look,” he said, “I haven’t received my Social Security check yet, so I’m not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be okay?” “A LITTLE quarter?” the drum leader exclaimed. “If you think we’re going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you’re nuts! No way, dude. We quit!” And the old man enjoyed peace and serenity for the rest of his days.12.5.08Watsup!?!?!?! These few days at school I learned something really sad! I learned that the fact that the bees are dissaperaring, is killing our food supply. It is not sure of why bees are dissapearing, but some guesses are the cell phone towers, diseases like AIDS, and MUCH more. Many people do not understand and think that it would be good for bees to dissapear so people won’t be stung. But, actually they polinate 1/3 or the food we eat. If bees are gone we would only be able to eat sevreal things for the rest of our lives! They’ve been disspearing worldwide, and it is turning into a huge problem =‘[ Well lets turn to the hapy side now…… We have great families to live with!Here is your JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Little Johnny’s Big Answer It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today.”Little Johnny says to himself “Good, I want to get outta here. I’m smart and will answer the question.” Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and Seven Years Ago’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.” Teacher: “That’s right Susie, you can go home.” Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first. Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, “Martin Luther King.” Teacher: “That’s right Mary, you can go.” Johnny is even madder than before. Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not, what your country can do for you’?” Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.” Teacher: “That’s right Nancy, you may also leave.” Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions. When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, “I wish these people could keep their mouths shut!” The teacher turns around: “NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!” Johnny: “BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?”HOPE you ENJOYED IT!!!!!!!! 12.4.08!HI again!I hope you’re enjoying the daily jokes . Thanks to all my friends all other people for looking at my blog. I enjoy Middle School alot, since school is really fun. Here’s your daily joke._ JOKE OF THE DAY _A two year old scared his family one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when they found him playing calmly in the woods.“Listen to me!” his mother said sharply, “From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?”Matthew thought about that for a moment and said: “Okay, Disney World.” *12.3.08 The 3rd day writing on This blog!HEY GUYS!I just wanted to thank you again for checking my page out :D! I will be sure to update it every day for you guys . If you want to hear new jokes every single day, be sure to check out my page! Also, if you want me to add anything, you can leave a comment and I will get back to you A.S.A.P. _AND NOW FOR THE GRAND FINALE!!!! _ *THE JOKE of the DAY! A kid and a lawyer were seated next to each other on a long flight. To pass the time, the lawyer suggested that they try to stump one another with trivia. “If I ask you something that you don’t know, you owe me $5. The same goes if you ask me something I don’t know.” The kid refused. “Okay. If you don’t know an answer, you pay me $5, but if I don’t know an answer, I pay you $50.” The little kid accepted. The Lawyer went first. “What is the distance from the earth to the moon?” The kid didn’t say anything, but merely reached into his pocket, pulled out a $5 bill and handed it to the lawyer. Then it was his turn. “What has four legs going up a hill, but only three coming down?” The lawyer had no idea, so he gave him a $50 bill. “So, what is it?” The kid said nothing, but merely reached into his pocket and gave a $5 bill to the lawyer. I hope you like the joke~ ´`·.(·.¸(`·.¸ ¸.·´)¸.·).·´`· «·´¨*·.¸¸.Miki Rai .¸¸.·*¨`·» ·´`·.(¸.·´ ·.¸)`·..·´`· (\/)…(\/) (=‘.’=) (0.0) (‘’)-(’‘) ’(_)’ K R`.¸.´ I I A¸.•´¸.•¨)M ¸.•*¨) I(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Miki Rai 12.2. 08 ( second day writing on my blog!!!)HI to you guys again . Uploading these pictures and stuff is kinda hard =.= BUT don’t worry, I’m learning (:D) I hope you enjoyed yesterdays riddle! Also, thank you for looking at my page! iEsix3, :), Mickey Mouse, manda panda x], Rorita Ree, Stephanieo0 and Worldjournal for commenting me! Today was a really AWSOME DAY at school. It’s actually my BFFL’s(best friends for life) birthday. I want to thank her for checking out my blog as well. I’m glad to have a friend like her with me. If you guys want to see more picture or know anything, please leave a comment, and I will get to you A.S.A.P~NOW FOR TODAYS JOKE! I hope you enjoy it!There is a red apple that fell from the 101 floor of a tall building. When it gets to the ground, what color is it?* 12.1.08~* Hey guys! What’s up? Thank you guys for commenting me. This is my first day writing on my blog . I’m glad that I am able to compete in this competition. Today, I’m going to share a riddle with you guys, I just heard it today. HERE IT IS! JOKE OF THE DAY There is a person, who lives on a mountain top. It is about 3 AM when he hears someone knocking at his door. He goes to open it, but no one is there. After a while, there was another knock at the door. Annoyed, he opened the door again. Again, nobody was there. The third time, the same thing happened. The next day he was arrested by the police. What happened? If you think you know u can send a comment and I’ll tell you if you’re right! .~MIKI~I will be updating my page everyday, so be sure to check it out!Thanks for reading my page!
Thank you for watching my back :)You always make me feel that i can be better x]
Hey~I'm glad you like the jokes :)If you want to see more jokes you can go to: http://blog.worldjournal.com/miki
I moved it to another blog because this one is too long.
Thanks~Happy New Year =]
Hi guys!I met some of the WJ blog friends at an adult's karaoke contest yesterday! I'm glad to meet you. At the karaoke contest everyone was so good at singing, with special skills. I'm sure they all practiced for a long time. I had a great time hosting the kid's singing part and singing a song.
Also, a few days ago, my friend and I had a birthday celebration. We went to a Hawaiian resturant in San Francisco, it was really cool. I had a great time with my friend.
Here is your joke of the day...
It was Christmas and the judge was in a good mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
~LOL~
~Miki~
I had a performance today. I will be posting pictures soon~
Here is your joke of the day~
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day, so early in the morning he drove over to Kenny's.
Farmer: "Sorry son, I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Kenny: "Well then, just give me my money back."
Farmer: "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny: "OK then, just unload the donkey."
Farmer: "What are you gonna do with him?"
Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."
Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with Kenny.
Farmer: "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $998.00."
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"
Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Kenneth Lay grew up and eventually became founder, chairman and CEO of Enron Corporation!
~LOL~Hope you had a goood laugh :)
~Miki~
Great guess! But you acually communicate with a fish by dropping him a line :)
If you like jokes, you can come to this URL everyday to see new ones!
~Miki~
Dear匿名,
Great guess! But you acually communicate with a fish by dropping him a line :)
12.18.08
Hai Guys!
I'm sorry i've been so busy latley.. but heres your joke of the day!
JOKE OF THE DAY
Which is heavier? A 1000 pounds of sand or a 1000 pounds of feathers? If you think you know write a comment and I'll tell you if you're right!
!*MIKI*!
I think if I can swim together with the fish, it might help get my message accross.
TO:Jake5 Hey Jake! LOl~
Thank You! You're a good friend^.^
Here is your joke of the day:
How do you communicate with a fish?
If you think you know, type a comment and i'll tell you if you are right!
~Miki~
Happy Sunday! Recentlly I've been working on updating youtube videos!
Here is your joke of the day:
Little Jonnys Mother had 4 children. The first one is called March, the second is called April, the third one is called May. What is the 4th one called?
Leave a comment if you think you know!
~LOL~
MIKI
Hey guys!
Happy Saturday!
Hope you are enjoying all the blogs!
Reading other people's blogs are really interesting. I can learn ALOT!I like world journal blogs. ^.^
Here is your joke of the day.....
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do dishes. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
!^*MIKI*^!
Here is your joke of the DAY!
Mother's Day
Two children told thei: mother to stay in bed one Mother's Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait she finally went downstairs to see what was happening. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
"As a surprise for Mother's Day," one explained, "we decided to cook our own breakfast."
^*MIKI*^
I've updated my information! Check it out ^o^
P.S I got my youtube videos posted!(It's MULAN)
Hope you enjoy it!
Here is your joke of the day~
Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered
over the fence. Interested in what the girl was up to he asks, "What are you doing there Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I just buried him."
The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your big cat!"
我會的!謝謝了哦 ^0^
To x,
對不起可是音樂關不掉.它是一個水暖工☼蒲老九大叔送的歌
我請他幫幫忙0.
To:Joe Plumber,
Did you finish your plumbing job yet o.=?
Can you please teach me how to make the music on my blog not turn on automaticlly?
To 聖誕樹,
你加油的力量就够多了!謝謝你!
加油摟
Rich